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The Pixie’s Paramour is Published!

After many months of hard work I’ve finally self-published my first novella, The Pixie’s Paramour. It can be purchased online as a paperback or e-book. For the paperback look here:

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And for the e-book, here:

http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B01C4OX9RA?%2AVersion%2A=1&%2Aentries%2A=0

I’m hoping to exceed a hundred sales before putting serious work into the sequel, so if you like the story, please share this post on social media! And of course, here’s a snippet from The Pixie’s Paramour to get you started…

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I’d never been in a real street fight – at least not since the seventh grade. At a certain point around age fourteen the consequences of combat changed. The idea of being seen by society as a violent criminal for the rest of my life terrified me much more than the concept of taking a beating, or being called a pussy. I channeled my energy into martial arts and combat sports and gradually the bloodlust waned.

Ten years later the red mist returned to lick at the corners of my eyes. A gauntlet of unfortunate events filed my rough edges back into points. Weapons with only one purpose. And so I trudged the streets of Murderville, trying my best to disguise a limp.

The small city had a prettier name once. Before the Farmer’s Market dried up and the local businesses skipped town, leaving only the lowest cost franchises and warehouses amidst boarded up buildings. The population waned, but only slightly. A different breed of citizen occupied the haphazard assortment of smoky apartments and ramshackle houses. Those who slipped through the cracks in our capitalist society.

My refusal to vacate the barren town was one of the reasons she gave for not loving me anymore. I’d worried when communication became more about buzzword text messages than the long conversations we used to share. But I’d given her the benefit of the doubt… and when at last we saw each other again she force-marched herself through a complete breakup without involving me. She wept in my arms and then dried her eyes and left. She knew me too well, and inflicted as much pain as she could in parting.

I couldn’t sleep or stick to my diet. In a daze of insomnia and spiked cortisol I threw myself into training. The increase in vigor matched with minimal focus brought me a badly sprained ankle that refused to heal right. I couldn’t lift, couldn’t run, couldn’t jump, couldn’t train. It took less than three weeks laid up in my one-bedroom apartment for the red mist to boil over.

And then I blinked and found myself downtown, navigating the cracked cobblestone of old Market Square. The cold of the pavement seeped through my thin green crocs. There was a time when I never went walking without wearing sturdy shoes. In case I had to kick someone or run, or both. But kicking and running were out of the question with my wet noodle of a right ankle. I leaned against one of a long line of wooden supports holding up a wall-less roof that had once sheltered vendors on market days.

A low riding sedan nosed to the curb, fresh white paint reflecting overcast afternoon skies. I realized with mild surprise it was the same Honda Civic I’d seen circling the block in the opposite direction. My slow, deliberate pace had looped me through to where the civic pulled up to park.

Three of four doors opened and six feet hit the street. Inane conversation cut off as three skinheads in baggy T-shirts and jeans slid out of the vehicle. The passengers looked to the driver, who was looking at me. He was taller and broader in all dimensions than his buddies – fatter, more muscular, and his skin and scalp was several shades paler. The kind of pseudo-tan prison inmates get during their daily hour of outdoor recreation.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

Stories about inmates freshly released from maximum-security facilities just down the freeway circulated in Murderville like the flu. Men with appetites for blood and pain, picked up from prison by fellow bangers and dropped in the one place they could slake their thirst without consequence. Murderville attracted its own breed of tourist.

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” The driver spat. He took a half step forward and hesitated, waiting for his buddies to fill in beside him. The question hung in the air. There was no good answer. Even if he wasn’t fresh from the joint and they weren’t gangbangers, I’d allowed my eyes to linger to long.

In prison and in Murderville, six seconds of eye contact constitutes aggression.

I smiled. Not the kind of cocky self-assured smile you see on TV before the hero opens a can of whupass. My face split in half, cheeks stretched to the point of tearing, teeth bared and eyes wide. Like an addict’s grin before the overdose kicks in. I got what I wanted, and it didn’t hurt yet.

“Nothing,” I said, fighting off maniacal laughter, “I’m looking at a fat sack of nothing.”

The leader’s eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. The goons glanced at each other behind his back, uncertain.

One intriguing principal of self defence states that three aggressors can be easier to deal with than two. With three they tend to get in each others’ way, and there’s usually a leader and taking him down early can make the other two concede. A clever fighter can survive a three-on-one assault with careful angling and measured aggression.

I ignored all of this.

The opportunity shone like sun through a breach in cloudcover. The three of them arranged in a tight triangle of flat-footed stupefaction. The leader’s jaw loose and lolling at my audacity. A dip of the shoulder and a strong uppercut could have severed his tongue, knocked out half his teeth and spilled him to the pavement between his fleeing friends. Adrenaline surged as I saw the opening and forced myself to wait. The images in my head were projections of my survival instinct – an instinct I wanted turned off.

I spat in the leader’s face and then charged the lackey to his left. Caught the lackey’s windpipe in a tiger’s claw and snarled a handful of his sweat-stained collar. The white T-shirt stretched to unveil a spiderweb tattoo that reached the top of his shoulder as I propelled him across the square. My ankle screamed from strain despite a surge of adrenaline. Green crocs slapped the ground in rapid staccato that cut through the slipshod backpedal of poorly tied skate shoes. The goon’s heels caught a crack and he pitched backward. I fell with him, adding my weight to our momentum. He opened his mouth to cry out in shock but all I heard was the wet thud of bone yielding to pavement.

I rolled over the corpse with the caved in skull and hauled myself upright against a thick wooden support. I gulped air and fought the urge to vomit. It faded as the remaining two bangers raced toward me, one behind the other. The remaining beta’s focus split between me and his fallen friend, slowing his steps. The leader’s eyes never left me, and shone with a familiar fervor.

I laughed like a madman and leapt to meet him, injured ankle forgotten. His haymaker glanced off my forearm as I reached out and laced both hands behind his head in a tight Thai clinch. As my bad foot hit the ground I staggered sideways, dragging the enraged inmate away from his remaining ally. He drove soft, scarred knuckles into my ribs repeatedly. The blows forced more manic laughter from my lungs.

“Not yet,” I gasped, struggling to spit out the words, “I’m saving you for last bitch.” I dropped my chin and drove my forehead into his nose, hearing cartilage crack and feeling hot blood moisten my hair. I swept the bastard’s leg and dumped him on his ass with a final forward surge.

Strong arms locked around my midriff from behind and dragged me away from the bleeder. The second lackey finally found his place. I let him bear most of my weight for a few paces, wriggling to make space and lace both my arms around one of his in a figure-four lock. I lifted my legs and arched into the hold, breaking the bastard’s grip. He tried to keep his feet as I forced the ensnared arm behind his back, and we fell as one body.

The goon screamed as our combined weight wrenched his shoulder from its socket.

My knee came up to trap his good arm and I spun through ninety degrees to isolate it between my legs. I pressed the blade of his hand to my chest and bridged powerfully. His elbow inverted against the fulcrum of my hips. His second scream should have shattered my eardrums. I hauled the broken man upright by the ears and slammed him against a sturdy support.

His eyes and nose leaked fluid faster than his friend’s ruined skull. His left arm hung slack and useless. His right stuck out at a sickening angle. Eyes wide with fear dilated further as I gripped his throat.

“Wait,” he choked. His gaze flickered over my shoulder.

A shoe scraped the ground behind me and a heavy man exhaled.

Whatever remained of my survival instinct sprang up. I ducked and pivoted on impulse.

The weeping man’s head exploded as the tire iron from the Civic’s trunk struck him square in the mouth. The leader of the bangers had swung with both hands and all of his considerable strength. Blood and mucus washed the pavement and spatter-painted my face and shirt. Shattered teeth fell like hailstones. The tire iron left its mark in matted hair on the wooden support as the dead man crumpled to the ground.

The remaining banger barely missed a beat. He drew back from the kill as casually as a batter missing the first pitch and made a second, more measured cut at my leg.

The tire iron glanced off my shin just above the injured ankle, and the bloody ground met me before the pain could register. I made no effort to move as the inmate towered over me, weighing his weapon in both hands. I laughed until I choked and then twisted and spat and laughed some more. My saliva shone crimson as the sun’s rays came through a breach in the clouds. I must have bitten my lip at some point in the struggle. What a thing to notice with my final thoughts.

The leader of the dismantled trio was beyond words as he lifted the tire iron overhead. Spittle sprayed from the corners of his mouth and veins throbbed through the pale skin at his temples.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

He sucked air and lifted the heavy length of metal high. And then he wavered.

For an insane moment I wondered if he was waiting for the cops. Somewhere in Murderville sirens were screaming, and they drew closer with every second. And then he wavered again, and I heard the muted pat of a punch striking fatty tissue.

With a roar the big man turned and swung at the assailant behind him. Without bothering to look I rolled onto my stomach and crawled to the nearest post. My mind was a chaotic muddle of confusion, gore, and death. In that moment I couldn’t say whether I wanted to live or die… but I sure as hell wasn’t spending a single night in lockup. I hauled myself upright and limped across the street to lean on the wall of the dilapidated arena. The cool brick comforted my back as I turned to see who had saved me.

She moved like a gossamer winged butterfly on a summer breeze. Swift footwork propelled her slender frame around the roaring inmate. She swayed in and out and side to side with a cobra’s rhythm and venom. Her tasseled purple mask fluttered as she ducked a lethal swing of the bloody tire iron and jabbed the offender’s solar plexus. Her pink fingerless four-ounce gloves did little to lessen the impact, for the big man reeled away. She pursued him like a sparrow chasing a raven, flitting past his sluggish attacks to sting with crisp combinations that would have turned Freddy Roach’s head.

And then she swung onto his back, the tire iron trapped between his throat and both of her elbows. The inmate dropped to his knees and then fell on his face, slapping uselessly at the little warrior. She held the choke long after his shakes subsided.

Grey clouds swallowed the sun as the Pixie stood up straight and dusted her hands. She planted tiny pink fists on her hips and looked about the square, prominent nose beneath her feathered mask drawing a triangle between the three dead men. She reached up to school a loose lock of short dark hair behind a slightly pointed ear and straightened the royal blue cloak about her shoulders. Then she strode toward me, unhurried despite the sirens sounding mere blocks away. Any cop in the city would have loved to bring her in, to be the one to unveil the face behind the mask that made the front page of local papers on a daily basis.

Slender legs in purple tights swished to a stop in front of me. As I examined the Pixie’s modified pink climbing shoes I realized I had sunk to a seated position at some point. The cold of the city seeping through my clothing was a comforting embrace I longed to linger in. My ribs and lower leg throbbed distantly. A problem to deal with another time, perhaps never. The Pixie was not known for lenience with those who brought violence to her streets.

She shifted her weight from one leg to the other like a ballerina on demi-pointe, pink fists resting on slender hips. A meager breeze fluttered the rainbow skirt about her waist. The wail of sirens increased exponentially – the closest copper had rounded the corner. A strange half-smile quirked the Pixie’s painted lips, and she extended an open hand to me, palm toward the sky.

“This is certainly unusual,” she quipped, casual as a store clerk observing an over-stocked shelf, “you can explain it to me, or to the police. Two seconds to decide love.”

The leather of her glove was smooth and slick, the skin of her fingertips warm and callused. She pulled me to my feet and led me down a dark alley between the arena and the boarded-up pizza place next door.

Flashing lights of blue and red filled the old market square.

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New Location, Fresh Faces (Pixie’s Paramour Excerpt)

Stepping onto the mats felt like home, and I leaned forward as if to kiss the ground and rolled over my right shoulder, and then my left, and again and again in a continuous tumble that rolled me almost all the way around the outside of the mats. I sat still for a moment, shaking my head and flexing my shoulders and then reversed my momentum and rolled backwards along the same path, over my right shoulder then my left. By the time I found my original position I felt loose and limber and put my palms on the mat and pressed into a turtle stand with my feet raised and flexed to form a triangle. I took several deep breaths and then pressed into a full handstand and tucked my head and rolled to my feet to find myself staring at the owner of the pink runners I’d noticed coming in.

She’d been sitting in the middle of the mats stretching the whole time, and though I’d noticed her presence I hadn’t really looked. She had short auburn hair – a clear military cut – and a slender bone structure covered by the kind of lean muscle every soldier builds in boot camp. She wore navy trunks and a short-sleeved army green rashguard so any doubts I had about her connection to the local military base rapidly diminished.

“Hey,” I said, sitting straddled in front of her and leaning forward to stretch my back and hamstrings, “you new around here?”

“My unit shipped in a few months ago. Shipping out late September.” She smiled down at me, green eyes twinkling. “I was about to ask you the same question. I’ve been here almost every day for the past two months.”

“I was out with a sprained ankle,” I said, “and then I banged it up just as it was getting better.” I indicated the last yellowy green remnants of the large bruise on my shin. She nodded, leaning over for a better look in a deep side stretch.

“What’s your unit?” I asked, making conversation as I brought my feet together for the butterfly stretch, leaning forward to stretch my groin.

“Rangers, Special Operations,” she grinned, “if I told you where I’m shipping out to next month, I’d have to kill you.” I laughed. She did not, but the grin and sparkling eyes stayed focused on me.

“Well then don’t tell me ’till after my workout.” I quipped, and then she did laugh, long and musically and falling on her back.

“That’s the best answer I’ve ever gotten,” she said, still rolling about in mirth, “and I say that to a lot of guys.”

We chatted about combat sports while we finished stretching, and then I tucked my legs into my chest.

“Wanna roll?” I asked. I wasn’t asking her out or inviting her to somersault. Rolling is the most common term grapplers use for sparring.

“Sure,” she said, sounding surprised. A lot of guys aren’t comfortable rolling around with women on the mats. Personally, I prefer it.

She got up on her knees and I stayed sitting with my legs in front of me. We slapped palms and butted fists and then she attacked like a muzzled wolfhound.

The soldier shoved both my shoulders to get me rolling back and then grabbed my legs, trying to underpass my guard. I rolled all the way through the shove, backward over my left shoulder, freeing my legs and snaring one of her ankles at the same time. She fell backwards and recovered to her knees in the same instant, and we found ourselves back where we had begun.

“You’re good,” she said, and in the instant I might have responded grabbed my head with both arms, cinching her grip toward my neck for a quick choke. I tucked my shin and drove my shoulder into her abdomen and picked her up like a wrestler as I came to my knees and stood. She rained light punches down on my back and wriggled like a fish on a line.

“Hey, I thought we were grappling.” I laughed, spinning around as if to deliver some helicopter WWE finisher.

“I thought we were fighting,” she growled in my ear. I made as if to slam her and she squeaked as I set her down gently and flowed into a dominant position. With my body perpendicular to hers and my chest pinning hers and my left arm hooked deep under her right shoulder, she had little chance of escape. As she shrimped and scooted I devoted my attention to isolating her right arm in an americana keylock. When she defended with her left I hooked her elbow and stepped over her head and leaned back to finish with the armbar. She tapped quickly and laughed – no ego to bruise.

“Nice one,” she said as we reset and slapped palms and butted fists and went again.

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Romantic Excerpt from The Pixie’s Paramour

Hey Readers, welcome to tonight’s excerpt. If you’re a regular follower, let me know what you think about the new theme. I’ll probably experiment with a few more, I’m not sure about this one. If you’re new, double welcome to you! I’ll throw some links at the bottom of the post that you might be interested in. Happy Friday Everyone.

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“I already chose,” I told her, standing and following her along the arena’s protected roof, “that’s why I’m here.” I stopped and rooted my feet. “Because you’re better than me at this, and I need your help.”

“Who, me?” The Pixie batted her long eyelashes and flounced about like a schoolgirl that had just received a compliment from her favorite teacher. “What could I possibly teach you?” She asked, striking her favorite Peter Pan pose with both fists on her hips and chest thrust forward.

I breathed.

“Don’t fish for flattery, it’s unbecoming,” I said saucily, moving a step closer. We stood within a few yards of one another in the middle of the rooftop’s open space.

“But I don’t know what you mean,” she said, ever the comic. “What am I better at? I mean specifically? If you want me to teach you I have to know so–”

“Alright,” I interrupted, and took a deep breath, then another. “Tactics, for one thing, strategy, escape routes… fuck, even fighting. How did you knock down that big ox with one punch?”

“Well it was more an accumulation of punches,” she mused, striking a pose with hand on chin and arms folded, gazing into the hazy sky as if lost in thought.

“Look,” I said, “if you have bionic arms you can tell me. I promise not to–”

“I can teach you,” she interrupted, uncrossing her arms and skipping the odd step, “but those are difficult lessons, especially the ox-felling. It is all movement and–”

“Well I’ve always been a difficult student,” I cut in, mimicking her stance with my hands on my hips. I’d worn a similar t-shirt and pair of cargo shorts to the day we met so she would remember me on sight. The clothes I’d worn that day had burned in my bathtub and then been buried in my building’s dumpster.

How strong are your abs?” The Pixie asked, eyeing me critically down her nose.

“You want to feel me up?” I asked in disbelief. Some women got off raking their fingers up a six pack, but probably not the type who killed criminals while wearing a cape.

“No,” she laughed, “I mean, can you take a punch?” She removed four small domed plates from the knuckles in her left glove. They looked like a glassy metal, probably painted steel, for they were the same color as the fingernails she used to pull them from pockets hidden in the seams.

The plates were about the size of contact lenses but given their design I had a feeling getting hit by them would be similar to a blow from brass knuckles.

“Sure,” I said, shrugging, my arms spread, “I used to–”

The Pixie’s sucker punch cut off my story about winning the occasional shot-for-shot contest in college. She leaned in and delivered a sharp jab to my solar plexus.

I grunted and took a half-step backward to distribute some of the force. It wasn’t her hardest punch, but she’d put all of her weight and speed behind it. I began to feel the woman in front of me might be mortal after all.

“Now try to hit me back,” she taunted, skipping back and forth with her fists raised in an exaggerated fighting stance. Her feathered mask fluttered and its tassels swayed to and fro. The rainbow skirt swished up to her waist showing flashes of purple-clad thighs.

Hitting her wasn’t high on the list of things I wanted to do right then, but I had asked for the lesson and my abdomen still ached from the sucker punch. I dropped into a boxing stance and shuffled forward. Feinted a few times and then threw a tricky double jab followed by my favorite right uppercut. My fists moved fast but carried little power; I was ready to pull back the moment my knuckles made impact.

The impact never came, at least not on my knuckles. The Pixie swooped around my assault with an unnecessary twirl of her cape and hit me with the exact same jab in the exact same spot.

I sat down hard and barely stopped the back of my head from striking the rooftop. My stomach clenched around my solar plexus and my lungs heaved, searching for air that was no longer there. Rather than curl up I laid back and let my body find its breath naturally. The pain left before my wind returned.

“See,” the Pixie grinned, standing triumphantly over top of me, pink shoes planted either side of my hips. “When you’re moving it can double, even triple the force of the blow. And with my little stingers,” she patted the pouch on her belt where she’d stowed the plates fondly, “and taped wrists and good aim, I can fell even the biggest buffoon.” She bent down until her painted smiling lips and masked face were a foot away from mine.

“Okay I get it,” I groaned, and then sat up suddenly and grasped the collar of her cape. She squeaked in surprise as I rolled backward and lifted my shins, flipping her gently to the rooftop and sinking my knees past her legs so my hips pinned hers.

She looked at me like she might take my eye out but did not struggle.

“What happens when you can’t move?” I asked, leaning forward and collecting her hands one at a time. She let me pin them easily either side of her splayed tassels.

“I can always move.” She said with a wink.

I kissed her as swiftly as I’d swept her. Her eyes closed and she kissed me back with electric passion. I’d never tasted a sugar sweeter than her lipstick.

She raked her fingers down my stomach, over the shirt and then under. The mixture of sensations sparked by her fingertips and the leather gloves threatened to overload my nerves. And then she grabbed my belt with both hands and broke the kiss and bridged hard and scooted between my legs and out the back door.

I rose warily in time to watch her wrap the blue cape about her slight frame in a protective cocoon.

“Movement is only half of the lesson,” she stated, “the other half is timing, and yours is terrible.”

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The Pixie’s Paramour Teaser – First four chapters including fresh content!

Big thanks to everyone who has been sharing my Pixie excerpt posts… I foresee this project being concluded by late spring-early summer, and will probably self publish through a medium that will provide both e-books and paperbacks. Since the Pixie seems to have a (small) following started, I decided to piece together a new teaser: this is the first four chapters of the book, complete with some scenes/dialog that didn’t show up in previous excerpts.

My goal is to get as many page views for this post as possible over the next week, so I’m gonna push it pretty hard on facebook and twitter. Anyone else who shares this post will have my everlasting thanks! (And the Pixie’s magical protection).

Thank you for reading/sharing, and WARNING! The following content contains graphic violence and extremely mature subject matter. Please read at your own discretion.

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Combat

I’d never been in a real street fight – at least not since the seventh grade. At a certain point around age fourteen the consequences of combat changed. The idea of being seen by society as a violent criminal for the rest of my life terrified me much more than the concept of taking a beating, or being called a pussy. I channeled my energy into martial arts and combat sports and gradually the bloodlust waned.

Ten years later the red mist returned to lick at the corners of my eyes. A gauntlet of unfortunate events filed my rough edges back into points. Weapons with only one purpose. And so I trudged the streets of Murderville, trying my best to disguise a limp.

The small city had a prettier name once. Before the Farmer’s Market dried up and the local businesses skipped town, leaving only the lowest cost franchises and warehouses amidst boarded up buildings. The population waned, but only slightly. A different breed of citizen occupied the haphazard assortment of smoky apartments and ramshackle houses. Those who slipped through the cracks in our capitalist society.

My refusal to vacate the barren town was one of the reasons she gave for not loving me anymore. I’d worried when communication became more about buzzword text messages than the long conversations we used to share. But I’d given her the benefit of the doubt… and when at last we saw each other again she force-marched herself through a complete breakup without involving me. She wept in my arms and then dried her eyes and left. She knew me too well, and inflicted as much pain as she could in parting.

I couldn’t sleep or stick to my diet. In a daze of insomnia and spiked cortisol I threw myself into training. The increase in vigor matched with minimal focus brought me a badly sprained ankle that refused to heal right. I couldn’t lift, couldn’t run, couldn’t jump, couldn’t train. It took less than three weeks laid up in my one-bedroom apartment for the red mist to boil over.

And then I blinked and found myself downtown, navigating the cracked cobblestone of old Market Square. The cold of the pavement seeped through my thin green crocs. There was a time when I never went walking without wearing sturdy shoes. In case I had to kick someone or run, or both. But kicking and running were out of the question with my wet noodle of a right ankle. I leaned against one of a long line of wooden supports holding up a wall-less roof that had once sheltered vendors on market days.

A low riding sedan nosed to the curb, fresh white paint reflecting overcast afternoon skies. I realized with mild surprise it was the same Honda Civic I’d seen circling the block in the opposite direction. My slow, deliberate pace had looped me through to where the civic pulled up to park.

Three of four doors opened and six feet hit the street. Inane conversation cut off as three skinheads in baggy T-shirts and jeans slid out of the vehicle. The passengers looked to the driver, who was looking at me. He was taller and broader in all dimensions than his buddies – fatter, more muscular, and his skin and scalp was several shades paler. The kind of pseudo-tan prison inmates get during their daily hour of outdoor recreation.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

Stories about inmates freshly released from maximum-security facilities just down the freeway circulated in Murderville like the flu. Men with appetites for blood and pain, picked up from prison by fellow bangers and dropped in the one place they could slake their thirst without consequence. Murderville attracted its own breed of tourist.

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” The driver spat. He took a half step forward and hesitated, waiting for his buddies to fill in beside him. The question hung in the air. There was no good answer. Even if he wasn’t fresh from the joint and they weren’t gangbangers, I’d allowed my eyes to linger to long.

In prison and in Murderville, six seconds of eye contact constitutes aggression.

I smiled. Not the kind of cocky self-assured smile you see on TV before the hero opens a can of whupass. My face split in half, cheeks stretched to the point of tearing, teeth bared and eyes wide. Like an addict’s grin before the overdose kicks in. I got what I wanted, and it didn’t hurt yet.

“Nothing,” I said, fighting off maniacal laughter, “I’m looking at a fat sack of nothing.”

The leader’s eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. The goons glanced at each other behind his back, uncertain.

One intriguing principal of self defence states that three aggressors can be easier to deal with than two. With three they tend to get in each others’ way, and there’s usually a leader and taking him down early can make the other two concede. A clever fighter can survive a three-on-one assault with careful angling and measured aggression.

I ignored all of this.

The opportunity shone like sun through a breach in cloudcover. The three of them arranged in a tight triangle of flat-footed stupefaction. The leader’s jaw loose and lolling at my audacity. A dip of the shoulder and a strong uppercut could have severed his tongue, knocked out half his teeth and spilled him to the pavement between his fleeing friends. Adrenaline surged as I saw the opening and forced myself to wait. The images in my head were projections of my survival instinct – an instinct I wanted turned off.

I spat in the leader’s face and then charged the lackey to his left. Caught the lackey’s windpipe in a tiger’s claw and snarled a handful of his sweat-stained collar. The white T-shirt stretched to unveil a spiderweb tattoo that reached the top of his shoulder as I propelled him across the square. My ankle screamed from strain despite a surge of adrenaline. Green crocs slapped the ground in rapid staccato that cut through the slipshod backpedal of poorly tied skate shoes. The goon’s heels caught a crack and he pitched backward. I fell with him, adding my weight to our momentum. He opened his mouth to cry out in shock but all I heard was the wet thud of bone yielding to pavement.

I rolled over the corpse with the caved in skull and hauled myself upright against a thick wooden support. I gulped air and fought the urge to vomit. It faded as the remaining two bangers raced toward me, one behind the other. The remaining beta’s focus split between me and his fallen friend, slowing his steps. The leader’s eyes never left me, and shone with a familiar fervor.

I laughed like a madman and leapt to meet him, injured ankle forgotten. His haymaker glanced off my forearm as I reached out and laced both hands behind his head in a tight Thai clinch. As my bad foot hit the ground I staggered sideways, dragging the enraged inmate away from his remaining ally. He drove soft, scarred knuckles into my ribs repeatedly. The blows forced more manic laughter from my lungs.

“Not yet,” I gasped, struggling to spit out the words, “I’m saving you for last bitch.” I dropped my chin and drove my forehead into his nose, hearing cartilage crack and feeling hot blood moisten my hair. I swept the bastard’s leg and dumped him on his ass with a final forward surge.

Strong arms locked around my midriff from behind and dragged me away from the bleeder. The second lackey finally found his place. I let him bear most of my weight for a few paces, wriggling to make space and lace both my arms around one of his in a figure-four lock. I lifted my legs and arched into the hold, breaking the bastard’s grip. He tried to keep his feet as I forced the ensnared arm behind his back, and we fell as one body.

The goon screamed as our combined weight wrenched his shoulder from its socket.

My knee came up to trap his good arm and I spun through ninety degrees to isolate it between my legs. I pressed the blade of his hand to my chest and bridged powerfully. His elbow inverted against the fulcrum of my hips. His second scream should have shattered my eardrums. I hauled the broken man upright by the ears and slammed him against a sturdy support.

His eyes and nose leaked fluid faster than his friend’s ruined skull. His left arm hung slack and useless. His right stuck out at a sickening angle. Eyes wide with fear dilated further as I gripped his throat.

“Wait,” he choked. His gaze flickered over my shoulder.

A shoe scraped the ground behind me and a heavy man exhaled.

Whatever remained of my survival instinct sprang up. I ducked and pivoted on impulse.

The weeping man’s head exploded as the tire iron from the Civic’s trunk struck him square in the mouth. The leader of the bangers had swung with both hands and all of his considerable strength. Blood and mucus washed the pavement and spatter-painted my face and shirt. Shattered teeth fell like hailstones. The tire iron left its mark in matted hair on the wooden support as the dead man crumpled to the ground.

The remaining banger barely missed a beat. He drew back from the kill as casually as a batter missing the first pitch and made a second, more measured cut at my leg.

The tire iron glanced off my shin just above the injured ankle, and the bloody ground met me before the pain could register. I made no effort to move as the inmate towered over me, weighing his weapon in both hands. I laughed until I choked and then twisted and spat and laughed some more. My saliva shone crimson as the sun’s rays came through a breach in the clouds. I must have bitten my lip at some point in the struggle. What a thing to notice with my final thoughts.

The leader of the dismantled trio was beyond words as he lifted the tire iron overhead. Spittle sprayed from the corners of his mouth and veins throbbed through the pale skin at his temples.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

He sucked air and lifted the heavy length of metal high. And then he wavered.

For an insane moment I wondered if he was waiting for the cops. Somewhere in Murderville sirens were screaming, and they drew closer with every second. And then he wavered again, and I heard the muted pat of a punch striking fatty tissue.

With a roar the big man turned and swung at the assailant behind him. Without bothering to look I rolled onto my stomach and crawled to the nearest post. My mind was a chaotic muddle of confusion, gore, and death. In that moment I couldn’t say whether I wanted to live or die… but I sure as hell wasn’t spending a single night in lockup. I hauled myself upright and limped across the street to lean on the wall of the dilapidated arena. The cool brick comforted my back as I turned to see who had saved me.

She moved like a gossamer winged butterfly on a summer breeze. Swift footwork propelled her slender frame around the roaring inmate. She swayed in and out and side to side with a cobra’s rhythm and venom. Her tasseled purple mask fluttered as she ducked a lethal swing of the bloody tire iron and jabbed the offender’s solar plexus. Her pink fingerless four-ounce gloves did little to lessen the impact, for the big man reeled away. She pursued him like a sparrow chasing a raven, flitting past his sluggish attacks to sting with crisp combinations that would have turned Freddy Roach’s head.

And then she swung onto his back, the tire iron trapped between his throat and both of her elbows. The inmate dropped to his knees and then fell on his face, slapping uselessly at the little warrior. She held the choke long after his shakes subsided.

Grey clouds swallowed the sun as the Pixie stood up straight and dusted her hands. She planted tiny pink fists on her hips and looked about the square, prominent nose beneath her feathered mask drawing a triangle between the three dead men. She reached up to school a loose lock of short dark hair behind a slightly pointed ear and straightened the royal blue cloak about her shoulders. Then she strode toward me, unhurried despite the sirens sounding mere blocks away. Any cop in the city would have loved to bring her in, to be the one to unveil the face behind the mask that made the front page of local papers on a daily basis.

Slender legs in purple tights swished to a stop in front of me. As I examined the Pixie’s modified pink climbing shoes I realized I had sunk to a seated position at some point. The cold of the city seeping through my clothing was a comforting embrace I longed to linger in. My ribs and lower leg throbbed distantly. A problem to deal with another time, perhaps never. The Pixie was not known for lenience with those who brought violence to her streets.

She shifted her weight from one leg to the other like a ballerina on demi-pointe, pink fists resting on slender hips. A meager breeze fluttered the rainbow skirt about her waist. The wail of sirens increased exponentially – the closest copper had rounded the corner. A strange half-smile quirked the Pixie’s painted lips, and she extended an open hand to me, palm toward the sky.

“This is certainly unusual,” she quipped, casual as a store clerk observing an over-stocked shelf, “you can explain it to me, or to the police. Two seconds to decide love.”

The leather of her glove was smooth and slick, the skin of her fingertips warm and callused. She pulled me to my feet and led me down a dark alley between the arena and the boarded-up pizza place next door.

Flashing lights of blue and red filled the old market square.

Trust

The Pixie’s firm grip on my palm supported me like a crutch. She hummed and practically skipped at my side. I hobbled and kept pace as best I could. We wove around clumps of dirt and dying weeds and sidled past a twisted shopping cart stuffed with trash.

The slamming of car doors and shouts from police officers filtered down the alley from the square. Cops covering corpses with readily brandished firearms.

“Here,” my savior said, stopping and scraping a loose brick from the arena’s rainwashed wall. “Put your good foot in there. I’ll give you a boost. Up!”

I followed her instructions and found easy handholds in the rough red brick. Time – or perhaps the Pixie herself – had worn the bricks down at uneven intervals. Her gloved hands on the back of my legs propelled me upwards easily. She was impossibly strong for her size and slight stature.

I reached the top of the single story building and rolled over the precipice onto the long slanting rooftop. The wall rose nearly a meter above the roof on all sides, sheltering me from sight of the police searching the square. I leaned on the overreaching wall and looked down.

The Pixie waited until she saw me safely on the roof and then replaced the loose brick. She glanced up again, gave me a dazzling smile and leaped backwards onto the ledge of the pizza place’s boarded up window. She sprang up as if from a trampoline and clung to the brick wall like a lizard. She flew up the carved handholds and vaulted over the precipice with a swirl of the royal blue cape.

“Give me a moment,” she said with a curtsy, “Il faut se poudrer le nez.” One dark eye winked behind the feathered mask and she sashayed to a large leather purse laying amidst some old newspapers.

My head spun as I surveyed the rooftop for the first time. At least twenty purses, satchels, and shoulder bags were strewn across the surface between stacks of newspapers and watermarked paperback novels. A broom and bucket lay along the battlement to my left, the bucket half filled with what remained of paper after too many rainstorms. The short rest and the odd scene finally sapped the wave of adrenaline that had carried me through the last five minutes. I fell to my hands and knees and puked in the bucket as the sounds and smells from the square came back to me. Everything I’d eaten that morning heaved up from my stomach at the echo of breaking bones and sundered flesh.

I rolled away from the smell of my own bile and wiped my eyes, seeing the Pixie rummaging through a nylon laptop case.

“Good,” she said, glancing up from her search, “we don’t want that on the ground.” She laughed like a wind chime in a spring breeze. “The police will search the alley, but not up here.”

“What is all this?” I asked, scooting backwards so I could sit against the wall. My leg twinged horribly and the pain came out in words. “Your secret lair?”

How could a cold blooded killer have such a musical laugh? She shook her head, swirling the tassels that tied her mask and making the feathers sway. She pulled a roll of electrical tape from the bag and stuffed it in the leather purse hanging from her shoulder.

“A few months ago I tracked a pair of purse snatchers to their loft on the next block,” she said around that quirky half smile as she paced back to me. “They had quite a collection. The valuables and IDs were all missing of course, but women keep all kinds of useful things in their bags.” She dropped down cross legged an inch from my feet and unveiled her treasures. Two cardboard nail files, a ball of twine, and the roll of black electrical tape. She set them in a line along the rooftop and then pulled the croc off my right foot.

I winced despite the gentle way she lifted my heel onto her knee. Elevation.

“Can you move your toes?” She asked as she examined the bruise blossoming across my shin. “This will hurt a bit.” She pressed her thumbs either side of the long bone and slid them up to my knee.

I sucked air through my teeth slapped the rooftop. My palm stung where the rough brick had scoured my skin on the climb up.

“Nothing seems broken,” The Pixie muttered as she dipped back into the leather purse and pulled out a length of technicolor fabric. As she tore it into strips I recognized it as a previous incarnation of the fringed skirt that touched the knees of her purple tights. The old garment seemed to have been ruined by several bullets.

“It’s just like bullfighting,” she assured me, noting the awe in my eyes, “they always shoot at the swirling colors.” Her tiny hands demolished the last of the skirt’s bands. She tied strips of red and orange around the throbbing welt in the middle of my shin. Compression. Around my ankle and heel she wound green and indigo. The nail files she taped together and lodged between the colors of the rainbow, tying them tight with twine and adding layers of blue and violet.

“I’ve been Pixied,” I commented, running my fingers through the colored ties like a lover’s hair. “thanks.”

“You’re welcome,” she responded, tucking the leftover fabric back into her bag, “but if you’d been Pixied, you would know it.” She slid the purse behind her back and weighed the ball of twine and electrical tape in her pink leather palms as if deciding which to use. “Why did you confront those thugs?”

I winced. The splint she’d put on my ankle implied that she saw everything, but most of me had hoped she’d been drawn to the sound of violence and assumed they attacked me. No such luck. I inhaled deeply and thought about telling a simpler version of the truth. That I blinked and found myself in danger. In truth – the full truth – I knew the exact reason. I leaned back against cool brick and looked up at Murderville’s perpetually cloudy sky.

“I’ve been awake for seventy-two hours,” I told her, “I guess you could say I’m a lifelong insomniac.” I took another breath and let the words flow. “A few months ago I hit-” the number of hours disintegrated in my head as I tried to add them up “six days and a bit.”

“That’s a form of torture,” she breathed, dark eyes hard behind the feathered mask.

“I know,” I said, as I’d said to many doctors. “I decided I didn’t want to get there again. That’s why I came downtown.” For an instant I thought I saw pity behind the purple mask, but then she set down the twine and began taping the splint from the top down. I was going to lose some leg hair later.

“So you’re a viking,” she said as she worked, covering her colors in a layer of black, “where did you receive your training?”

“What training?”

“Your combat training.”

I taught myself. For the second time I swallowed the simple answer and took a deep breath.

“I took karate and jiu-jitsu as a kid, until I got kicked out. Then I mostly learned kung fu from movies-”

“You can’t learn kung fu from movies,” the Pixie interrupted. She looked up from where the tape had reached the base of my ankle. “Not really. And most of it doesn’t really work.”

“It does for me,” I shrugged, “I practiced the tamer stuff with my friends and the advanced techniques on trees and fences.” I held up a long-fingered hand and showed her tiger’s paw. My fingers curled inward with unnatural dexterity, giving knuckles and nails to my powerful palm. “In highschool I got into combat sports, I’ve practiced jiu-jitsu and catch wrestling on and off for years, a little boxing and muay thai here and there -”

“Not that bullshit,” she interrupted again, “someone taught you how to kill. You’re not some dojo rat, you wouldn’t be that-”

“I’m not that good,” I pointed out, taking my turn to interrupt, “I would have died if not for you.”

“You weren’t fighting to win,” she growled, tearing the tape off halfway down my foot and crossing her arms, “You are much stronger than you showed. Much. I don’t believe your story.”

“It’s the only one I have,” I said, deflated. “I love fighting – always have. I’ve had more practice than most. But I’ve never killed before.” The bile stirred in my throat. “It’s been more than a few months since I’ve been to the gym,” I wiggled my right foot, now covered in electrical tape from instep to calf. “Sprained my ankle a few months ago and it doesn’t want to heal right.”

The Pixie stood and moved away, gathering the cape about her. I opened my mouth to call after her, considering inventing a more compelling backstory, when she stopped and crouched. For a moment she rummaged in a one-strap green leather backpack, and then she returned. A lighter flared in her hands and she pressed two cigarettes to her lips. Crimson embers ate away at their ends as her lungs expanded.

“She smokes?” I asked, genuinely surprised.

“She does many things,” she replied mysteriously, and passed me one of the cigarettes. Her deep dark eyes gazed into mine, tempting me to stumble and fall in.

I drew on the cigarette and could think of nothing to say, so I tapped it gently over the edge of the arena’s high wall and let the smoke steep in my lungs. Flecks floated to the ground like early ashen snow.

“Thank you,” I said at last, and the words sounded strange.

“Thank me by taking care of yourself.” She tossed her cigarette to the rooftop and ground it out with a sleek climbing shoe. “There’s a strong old drain pipe at the far corner that should get you to the ground. But I’d advise not moving until the cops clear out.” She swirled the cape and vaulted over the edge of the building.

I never heard her hit the ground, and when I leaned out I saw nothing but an empty, garbage strewn alleyway.

Investigation

Lead Detective Boris Swinway shifted in the unmarked car’s big bucket seat, searching for a position where his guts didn’t feel like broken glass. Every time his wife brought the latest health craze or fad diet to dinner he wound up bloated as a damn balloon. Swinway was never this uncomfortable riding shotgun in the big Crown Vic after a night of pizza and beer.

The rookie behind the wheel was all smiles and happy banter, overexcited at the prospect of his first murder investigation at the rank of detective. It was an exciting case for the rookie – a triple homicide with potential links to the Pixie. The young detective wouldn’t stop yapping about it.

They pulled up to the scene, the Crown Vic making a wide smooth arc before nosing up to the curb. Old Market Square was already washed in blue and red light. Four patrol cars were parked across the faded blacktop at odd angles, lights flashing, and six officers were making a mess of winding the long yellow Crime Scene tape around the supports that held up the square’s wall-less roof.

The Rookie put the selector in park and popped the e-brake and leaped out of the sedan, all piss and vinegar and protocol. His belt stayed clipped behind him and the keys stayed in the ignition. The young detective took three long strides toward the half-dozen officers and then doubled back as if he’d forgotten something.

Something like maybe what the fuck he’s doing.

Boris sighed and opened his door and shifted his hips ninety degrees to get his feet on the pavement. His guts rumbled and an unpleasant belch rolled up his throat, tasting of brussel sprouts and broccoli. Cruciferous vegetables, the wife had called them. Because they crucify you? Christ! Swinway posted one hand on his open door and the other on the Crown Vic’s freshly waxed roof and hauled himself upright.

He slammed the door and took two tottering steps to where the rookie lingered sheepishly, awaiting instruction.

“Gloves on,” Boris said, peeling a pair of latex gloves from his own pocket and snapping them on with practiced ease. “Don’t touch anything until it’s all photographed and try not to step in any of the… evidence.”

“Yes sir,” the rookie responded, pulling on his own hand protection and falling into step beside Swinway.

They meandered across the square to the first body; male, Caucasian, clear gang tattoos showing through a torn T-shirt and clearly dead from blunt force trauma to the back of the head. He lay in a congealed halo of browning blood.

“Preliminary conclusions, detective?” Boris asked.

“It must be the Pixie sir,” the rookie gushed after noting the same deductions as Swinway, “who else could or would do this to three known gang members.

“I don’t know, detective.” Swinway shook his head as sarcasm seeped into his tone. “A rival gang? A falling out amidst bangers? Maybe their mommas finally caught up with them to deliver a much needed spanking. Or maybe some other vigilante is stalking our streets.” Boris hiccuped and rubbed his unsettled stomach. “Let’s take a look at the others.”

They detoured to the largest of the three victims, a man with pale skin and bulging muscles slumped on his face atop a gore-caked tire iron.

“Strangulation,” the rookie said, squatting down and tilting his head to examine the purpled bruising on the victim’s throat. “Again sir, who else could have done this but the-”

“Any other observations about the deceased detective?” Swinway rumbled. He couldn’t crouch that low and would probably shit his pants if he tried, so he put his hand on his thighs and stooped slightly.

“Err, yes sir.” The rookie replied, undeterred. “He’s considerably less tanned than the first victim. Extremely well muscled, and let me see…” he picked up the goon’s lifeless left hand and turned the palm away. “Aha, a recent prison tattoo on his pinkie finger. This boy just got out of the big house.”

“Correct, well spotted detective,” Swinway muttered, always loathe to praise an up-and-comer. He’d deduced the victim’s recent stay at the penitentiary but never would have spotted the tiny tattoo. The medical examiner would have done so at the morgue, most certainly, but it was always good to get information early. He supposed. “Let’s move on.” Swinway said as he straightened, alleviating the fold in his gut.

They had to step carefully to get close to the third body. Blood had spattered in all directions except behind the wooden post the victim was slumped against. Broken teeth and other bits of bone were scattered around like a child’s building blocks, and an indentation marked by blood and hair showed where the fatal blow was struck. If he hadn’t already seen the gory tire iron, Swinway might have thought the man was shot with a high-powered rifle.

“Same spider-web tattoos along the shoulders as the other two,” The rookie was saying, which in Swinway’s mind supported the theory of gang on gang crime. The younger detective crouched low again, checking the pooled blood and running his fingers through cracks in the pavement. “Sir I know I sound like a broken record but… this has gotta be the Pixie. We should ask local residents if anyone saw–”

Swinway groaned.

“Give it a rest a minute, will you?” He rasped, rubbing his temples. “There’s no fucking point interviewing the locals. Probably no one saw anything, and if they did they probably won’t talk. Leave that to the uniforms.” He waved a dismissive hand at the officers who had established a perimeter and were sweeping the scene with digital cameras. “We’re here to examine the scene – and we ain’t calling the Pixie Squad unless we find some actual evidence to indicate–”

Swinway’s tirade trickled to a halt as the rookie straightened up with a long purple feather clenched between latex-gloved fingers. He looked like a goddamn kid on Christmas morning.

Boris groaned again.

“Alright detective, get on the horn and call in the cavalry. I need a cup of coffee.”

Waste

Tegan Labelle stood in her kitchen enjoying the click-click of money counters. She had three, and enough cash to keep them all working for more than a minute, and nothing could make a more perfect start to the day.

Noon sun slithered through smoke stained drapes that had once been white and bathed the linoleum floor and fake wooden tabletop.

The profits from her business were rising, and soon she’d have enough assets to necessitate a new house. Such things were expensive but worth every penny, and with what was whirring into a neat stack on the table she had more than enough capital. No one would be thankful though. More space? You’re welcome. Better amenities? Who would notice. As far as the Big Cheese was concerned, she was turning trash into gold. Or rather, selling trash for gold. She new her henchmen called her the Big Cheese behind her back, but so what? They could fuck themselves in the ass with a rake prongs first for all she cared.

Stretching and yawning the Big Cheese tottered around the table to the counter where a semi-fresh pot of coffee sat on the hot plate. She still had the morning stiffness and was not nimble by any means, so getting a mug from the top shelf and cream from the fridge door felt a little frustrating. By the time she added sugar she was getting impatient and slurped a scalding mouthful.

Should have had Tommy bring me the coffee, that lazy bastard. She could hear the television blaring in the back room, some stupid daily talk show. It’s Tommy today, right? She rotated slow and ponderously, stirred the coffee with a spoon she’d found on the counter and checked her smartphone. The glowing device propped against her favorite money counter said Tuesday. Tommy Tuesday, she smiled. She always knew where her people were.

The ratty robe she’d thrown on before stumping upstairs swished about her sore knees as she sauntered down the short hall to the back room. Her knees were pretty much always sore these days, a part of getting older she could handle. She slept in the basement because it had no windows. Her house had only ever taken small arms fire, nothing serious, nothing that couldn’t be fixed or replaced, but she liked to be careful anyways. Sometimes she shared the basement with one of her boytoys but of late she slept alone, anticipating the return of her man.

He’d been in K-town Pen four years, got busted on some drug charge even the greasiest lawyer couldn’t slip. Damn was he going to be proud of her. They had visited and talked on the phone only at first because it seemed to make things harder. But damn had she grown her business and come into her own in his absence. What had started as an impromptu out of the closet deal had blossomed into a budding enterprise over the years.

The Big Cheese padded over the back room’s shag carpet and slid onto the leather sofa at the opposite end from Tommy. They exchanged their daily heys and slumped into mutual indifference. Tommy wasn’t pretty like some of her boys or tall and muscular like her man, but he was a good little soldier. Was it today her man would return? She wasn’t sure, but she had an event on her phone that would let her know if it was. She always knew where her people were.

The show was actually pretty funny, one of those expose-people’s-problems-in-front-of-an-audience deals. She guffawed, careful not to spill her coffee, and was just about settled in.

The back door burst open.

“What the fuck man?” The Big Cheese cried, launching to her feet and spilling coffee everywhere. She wasn’t sure who she was talking to; Tommy for not keeping the damn door locked or the phallus-brained Brian for busting in on her.

Brian looked a lot different than usual. He was sweating so badly his boyish cheeks flushed and his long, fine dark hair stood in disarray.

“Seriously… what – the – fuck?” She repeated, stepping over the puddle of coffee seeping into the carpet (fuck).

“Fuckin’.. sons… of bitches. Pigs.” Brian sputtered, tracking dirt across the carpet and leaning on the sofa.

Tommy hurried to the kitchen to get him some water, or perhaps in case the pigs were outside. They kept the big guns in the kitchen.

“They killed him,” Brian said, making eye contact for the first time. “They killed–”

She didn’t hear the rest. The look in Brian’s eyes left no question as to which him.

The fucking cops had killed her man.

“Tell me what you saw!” Tegan demanded, shoving Brian onto the sofa. He leaned back and caught his breath as Tommy returned carrying a Heckler & Koch MP5 on a shoulder strap. Tegan bared her teeth. She wanted blood.

“Him and two of his boys at old market square,” Brian said, getting breathless again as he relived the experience. “Cop cars everywhere… cops everywhere. So much blood… it looked like they shot one of ’em in the head.”

“Fucking pigs,” Tommy cursed, checking the action on his submachine gun. “How do they call that justice?”

“It don’t matter,” Tegan raged, “Cuz we’re gonna make it right. Call the rest of the crew Tommy. We’re gonna get some revenge, and we’re gonna get my man back.”

The Big Cheese stomped up the stairs, leaving her boys to make the calls and get their gear together. Tegan was hot all over, ready for war, but no amount of emotion could make her forget her commitment to the business. Someone needed to check on the new asset before they left, and The Big Cheese almost hoped the bitch would be awake. She could slap her around before administering a stronger dose, a nice warm-up for the cops.

Tegan unbolted the solid oaken bedroom door and stepped into the darkly shaded room.

A girl – around eighteen, but who cared anymore? – lay unconscious in a single bed. Thin sheets and a single blanket covered her slender form, and long blonde hair slick with sweat splayed around the pillow. The needle in her arm was connected to an intravenous drip, the bag still three-quarters full with Tegan’s special cocktail of heroin and saline. Something to control her, and something to keep her alive.

“Stupid little fucking cunt,” Tegan said as she approached the bed. She twisted a knob above the IV bag to increase the flow into the girl’s veins. Not enough for an overdose. Just enough that by the time she woke up, she’d do just about anything for her next hit. And Tegan’s girls specialized in anything. “Sleep well little bitch,” she said, smoothing the messy blonde hair, “you’re gonna help Momma get a new money counter.”

~*~

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PG-Friendly Pixie Excerpt and Sharing Awareness

The Pixie’s Paramour involves a lot of nasty, graphic content so I’m happy to say I’ve got an excerpt for you today that’s actually kind of sweet. Well, as sweet as an ultraviolent novel ever gets. But before I post that I wanted to dedicate some more time to spreading awareness.

March is Brain Injury Awareness Month and having recently turned a corner in my own recovery I’ve shared my story and become quite active in supportive social media circles.

To read my story click here: https://loverfighterwriter.wordpress.com/2015/03/05/on-brain-injury-and-invisible-illness/
For an incredibly inspiring story shared on that page, click here: http://www.dsimpsonbooks.com/blog/my-son-journey-through-recovery-from-a-tbi
If you’re a brain injury survivor or know someone who is and are looking for support/guidance, check out the following facebook groups: https://www.facebook.com/groups/108398302515255/ , https://www.facebook.com/groups/209849259174632/ , https://www.facebook.com/groups/343140855818138/

There are plenty more similar groups you can find through simple searches on facebook, and they can be incredibly helpful.

Now without further ado… On to The Pixie’s Paramour. If you’ve read https://loverfighterwriter.wordpress.com/2014/11/27/pixies-paramour-chapter-2/ then you’ll be familiar with the characters and the setting. Remember that rooftop where the Pixie taped up the protagonist’s leg? Well some time later he catches up with her there again, and after a short conversation the following scene ensues. Enjoy!

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“How strong are your abs?” The Pixie asked, eyeing me critically down her nose.

“You want to feel me up?” I asked in disbelief. Some women got off raking their fingers down a six pack, but probably not the type who killed criminals while wearing a cape.

“No,” she laughed, “I mean, can you take a punch?” She removed four small domed plates from the knuckles in her left glove, using her fingernails to pull them from pockets hidden in the seams.

The plates were about the size of contact lenses but made of metal, and I had a feeling getting hit by them would be similar to a blow from brass knuckles.

“Sure,” I said, shrugging, my arms spread, “I used to–”

The Pixie’s sucker punch cut off my story about winning the occasional shot-for-shot contest in college. She leaned in and delivered a sharp jab to my solar plexus.

I grunted and took a half-step backward to distribute some of the force. It wasn’t her hardest punch, but she’d put all of her weight and speed behind it. I began to feel the woman in front of me might be mortal after all.

“Now try to hit me back,” she taunted, skipping back and forth with her fists raised in an exaggerated fighting stance. Her feathered mask fluttered and its tassels swayed to and fro. The rainbow skirt swished up to her waist showing flashes of purple-clad thighs.

Hitting her wasn’t high on the list of things I wanted to do right then, but I had asked for the lesson and my abdomen still ached from the sucker punch. I dropped into a boxing stance and shuffled forward. Feinted a few times and then threw a tricky double jab followed by my favorite right uppercut. My fists moved fast but carried little sting; I was ready to pull back the moment my knuckles made impact.

The impact never came, at least not for my knuckles. The Pixie swooped around my assault with an unnecessary twirl of her cape and hit me with the exact same jab in the exact same spot.

I sat down hard and barely stopped the back of my head from striking the rooftop. My stomach clenched around my solar plexus and my lungs heaved, searching for air that was no longer there. Rather than curl up I laid back and let my body find its breath naturally. The pain left before my wind returned.

“See,” the Pixie grinned, standing triumphantly over me, pink shoes planted either side of my hips. “When you’re moving it can double, even triple the force of the blow. And with my little stingers,” she patted the pouch where she’d stowed the plates fondly, “and taped wrists and good aim, I can fell even the biggest buffoon.” She bent down until her painted lips and masked face were a foot away from mine, displaying a mocking smile.

“Okay I get it,” I groaned, and then sat up suddenly and grasped the collar of her cape. She squeaked in surprise as I rolled backward and lifted my shins, flipping her gently to the rooftop and sinking my knees past her legs so my hips pinned hers.

She looked at me like she might take my eye out but did not struggle.

“What happens when you can’t move?” I asked, leaning forward and collecting her hands one at a time. She let me pin them easily above her splayed tassels.

“I can always move.” She said with a wink.

I kissed her as swiftly as I’d swept her. Her eyes closed and she kissed me back with electric passion. I’d never tasted a sugar sweeter than her lipstick.

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Excerpt from “The Pixie” plus a new Rust video

Recently I’ve put some time into Echoterre, but am not quite ready to release content on that. Currently looking into working with some collaborators, because I’ve always seen Echoterre as a collaborative project down the road and figured, why not start sooner. Also, building an entire universe by yourself is bloody hard.

As promised, here’s a teaser from a recent chapter of The Pixie’s Parmamour, which I’m about a quarter of the way through the rough draft. Inspiration from this piece comes from a certain elusive mood, so I’m not sure how quickly it will progress. Nonetheless, enjoy.

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“Are you trying to screw me over?” A man shouted.

The sound reached my ears as I moved up the hill toward my building’s rear entrance.

“Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?” He crescendoed, voice cracking with malice.

Some dying part of my subconscious told me to double back to my apartment’s main entrance at the foot of the hill. If I didn’t see what was happening, I’d soon forget the sounds. That part of me perished completely as I crested the hill.

A man and woman stood with less than six inches separating her nose from his collarbone. She was small and slight, dark haired and pale skinned. He had dark skin and long black dreadlocks, average height but broad shouldered and muscular. A man in his prime and a woman in hers, a couple having a row at the end of their driveway.

“Do you have any idea how hard I work?” Dreadlocks scolded his partner. “Do you know how much it costs just to keep the house and the car?” He gestured wildly with both arms, displaying a faded band T-shirt that had once been flashy and perhaps even cool. The house was a quaint bungalow, the car a souped up hummer with polished rims and tinted windows.

I kept moving along the sidewalk toward them. I could cut out into the street and J-walk to my building. Most people would have, even minus the row. Strangers are dangerous.

“And all I ask of you is that you take care of my kid,” the enraged man raved, fists clenching and unclenching. “But that’s too much, isn’t it? You can’t even be here at the right time!” His latest sweeping gesture –whether by accident or on purpose– brought the back of his hand crashing into her face. The woman staggered and pressed a hand to her cheek, stunned but still silent.

The direction of my stride never changed, nor the speed. Till that moment I’d been politely examining the state of the asphalt’s decay. The harsh slap of skin on skin pulled my eyes to the couple like heat guided missiles.

“You see somethin’?” Dreadlocks asked, more than aware of what I’d witnessed. “You walk away right now man or I’ll drop you here in the street.” He moved in front of the passive woman.

I kept walking along the sidewalk, same as before. Nothing had changed except the inferno ignited in my gut. It blazed up my throat and shone in my eyes as I came within a step of the man in the band T-shirt.

He threw a punch like every frat guy who’s ever gotten in a drunken scuffle and awoken the next day feeling like a fighter. He reached way back and swung his arm in an arcing motion. In his mind he was the Chuck “The Iceman” Liddel, delivering a deadly overhand right.

I pushed hard off my back foot and surged forward and brought both arms up at forty-five degree angles. My left deflected his punch harmlessly and my right forearm crashed into his jaw.

Dreadlocks went down in his driveway, but recovered quickly to one knee. Rage and revenge screeched from eyes dark as coal. He was still invincible in his mind – still conscious, still on his turf. He’d been bested by a simple trick, in front of his woman no less, and needed instant redemption. He rose and lunged, pawing with a left hook and loading a straight right behind it.

I bent my knees and leaned under the hook and lifted my leg. All the forward momentum behind the man’s second punch propelled his solar plexus into my knee. The feeling of driving all the air from his lungs should have calmed me, but it only fanned the flames.

“Stop!'” The dark haired young woman rushed to her partner as he crashed to the gravel for the second time. “Come inside,” she urged the gasping, windless man,” I’m sorry, please, just…” she looked at me with a mixture of emotion I could not hope to decipher. “Please just go away.”

I walked to the end of the block while the woman helped her wounded warrior back to the bungalow. Once they were safely inside I returned to my building. Best perhaps if they didn’t know where I lived.

Inside my unit I placed both palms on the kitchen counter and breathed. I was burning alive. I closed my eyes and tried to imagine glaciers and snow-crested mountains but the fire melted them all. Something rose from the flames… not a phoenix, but a Pixie.

~*~

Shit, heavy stuff right? But that part at the end seems uplifting. Sort of. The truth is I’ve only gotten feedback on this piece from a couple people, so comments are more than welcome. And as a semi-afterthought, here’s a link to my new Rust gameplay video.

Thanks for reading!

Pixie’s Paramour Chapter 2

(Chapter 1)

The Pixie’s firm grip on my palm supported me like a crutch. She hummed and practically skipped at my side. I hobbled and kept pace as best I could. We wove around clumps of dirt and dying weeds and sidled past a twisted shopping cart stuffed with trash.

The slamming of car doors and shouts from police officers filtered down the alley from the square. Cops covering corpses with readily brandished firearms.

“Here,” my saviour said, stopping and scraping a loose brick from the arena’s rainwashed wall. “Put your good foot in there. I’ll give you a boost. Up!”

I followed her instructions and found easy handholds in the rough red brick. Time – or perhaps the Pixie herself – had worn the bricks down at uneven intervals. Her gloved hands on the back of my legs propelled me upwards easily. She was impossibly strong for her size and slight stature.

I reached the top of the single story building and rolled over the precipice onto the long slanting rooftop. The wall rose nearly a metre over the roof on all sides, sheltering me from sight of the police searching the square. I leaned on the overreaching wall and looked down.

The Pixie waited until she saw me safely on the roof and then replaced the loose brick. She glanced up again, gave me a dazzling smile and leaped backwards onto the ledge of the pizza place’s boarded up window. She sprang up as if from a trampoline and clung to the brick wall like a lizard. She flew up the carved handholds and vaulted over the precipice with a swirl of the royal blue cape.

“Give me a moment,” she said with a curtsy, “Il faut se poudrer le nez.” One dark eye winked behind the feathered mask and she sashayed to a large leather purse laying amidst some old newspapers.

My head spun as I surveyed the rooftop for the first time. At least twenty purses, satchels, and shoulder bags were strewn across the surface amidst newspapers and watermarked paperback novels. A broom and bucket lay along the battlement to my left, the bucket half filled with what remained of paper after too many rainstorms. The short rest and the odd scene finally sapped the wave of adrenaline that had carried me through the last five minutes. I fell to my hands and knees and puked in the bucket as the sounds and smells from the square came back to me. Everything I’d eaten that morning heaved up from my stomach at the echo of breaking bones and sundered flesh.

I rolled away from the smell of my own bile and wiped my eyes, seeing the Pixie rummaging through a nylon laptop case.

“Good,” she said, glancing up from her search, “we don’t want that on the ground.” She laughed like a wind chime in a spring breeze. “The police will search the alley, but not up here.”

“What is all this?” I asked, scooting backwards so I could sit against the wall. My leg twinged horribly and the pain came out in my words. “Your secret lair?”

How could a cold blooded killer have such a musical laugh? She shook her head, swirling the tassells that tied her mask and making the feathers sway. She pulled a roll of electrical tape from the bag and stuffed it in the leather purse hanging from her shoulder.

“A few months ago I tracked a pair of purse snatchers to their loft on the next block,” she said around that quirky half smile as she paced back to me. “They had quite a collection. The valuables and IDs were all missing of course, but women keep all kinds of useful things in their bags.” She dropped down cross legged an inch from my feet and unveiled her treasures. Two cardboard nail files, a ball of twine, and the roll of black electrical tape. She set them in a line along the rooftop and then pulled the croc off my right foot.

I winced despite the gentle way she lifted my heel onto her knee. Elevation.

“Can you move your toes?” She asked as she examined the bruise blossoming across my shin. “This will hurt a bit.” She pressed her thumbs either side of the long bone and slid them up to my knee.

I sucked air through my teeth slapped the rooftop. My palm stung where the rough brick had scoured my skin on the climb up.

“Nothing seems broken,” The Pixie muttered as she dipped back into the leather purse and pulled out a length of technicolour fabric. As she tore it into strips I recognized it as a previous incarnation of the fringed skirt that touched the knees of her purple tights. The old garment seemed to have been ruined by several bullets.

“It’s just like bullfighting,” she assured me, noting the awe in my eyes, “they always shoot at the swirling colours.” Her tiny hands demolished the last of the skirt’s bands. She tied strips of red and orange around the throbbing welt in the middle of my shin. Compression. Around my ankle and heel she wound green and indigo. The nail files she taped together and lodged between the colours of the rainbow, tying them off and adding layers of blue and violet.

“I’ve been Pixied,” I commented, running my fingers through the colored ties like a lover’s hair. “thanks.”

“You’re welcome,” she responded, tucking the leftover fabric back into her bag, “but if you’d been Pixied, you would know it.” She slid the purse behind her back and weighed the ball of twine and electrical tape in her pink leather palms as if deciding which to use. “Why did you confront those thugs?”

I winced. The splint she’d put on my ankle implied that she saw everything, but most of me had hoped she’d been drawn to the sound of violence and assumed they attacked me. No such luck. I inhaled deeply and thought about telling a simpler version of the truth. That I blinked and found myself in danger. In truth – the full truth – I knew the exact reason. I leaned back against cool brick and looked up at Murderville’s perpetually cloudy sky.

“I’ve been awake for seventy-two hours,” I told her, “I guess you could say I’m a lifelong insomniac.” I took another breath and let the words flow. “A few months ago I hit-” the number of hours disintegrated in my head as I tried to add them up “six days and a bit.”

“That’s a form of torture,” she breathed, dark eyes hard behind the feathered mask.

“I know,” I said, as I’d said to many doctors. “I decided I didn’t want to get there again. That’s why I came downtown.” For an instant I thought I saw pity behind the purple mask, but then she set down the twine and began taping the splint from the top down. I was going to lose a lot of leg hair later.

“So you’re a viking,” she said as she worked, covering her colours in a layer of black, “where did you receive your training?”

“What training?”

“Your combat training.”

I taught myself. For the second time I swallowed the simple answer and took a deep breath.

“I took karate and jiu-jitsu as a kid, until I got kicked out. Then I mostly learned kung fu from movies-”

“You can’t learn kung fu from movies,” the Pixie interrupted. She looked up from where the tape had reached the base of my ankle. “Not really. And most of it doesn’t really work.”

“It does for me,” I shrugged, “I practised the tamer stuff with my friends and the advanced techniques on trees and fences.” I held up a long-fingered hand and showed her tiger’s paw. My fingers curled inward with unnatural dexterity, giving knuckles and nails to my powerful palm. “In highschool I got into combat sports, I’ve practiced jiu-jitsu and catch wrestling on and off for years, a little boxing and muay thai here and there -”

“Not that bullshit,” she interrupted again, “someone taught you how to kill. You’re not some dojo rat, you wouldn’t be that-”

“I’m not that good,” I pointed out, taking my turn to interrupt, “I would have died if not for you.”

“You weren’t fighting to win,” she growled, tearing the tape off halfway down my foot and crossing her arms, “You are much stronger than you showed. Much. I don’t believe your story.”

“It’s the only one I have,” I said, deflated. “I love fighting – always have. I’ve had more practice than most. But I’ve never killed before.” The bile stirred in my throat. “It’s been more than a few months since I’ve been to the gym,” I wiggled my right foot, now covered in electrical tape from instep to calf. “Sprained my ankle a few months ago and it doesn’t want to heal right.”

The Pixie stood and moved away, gathering the cape about her. I opened my mouth to call after her, considering inventing a more compelling backstory, when she stopped and crouched. For a moment she rummaged in a one-strapped green leather backpack, and then she returned. A lighter flared in her hands and she pressed two cigarettes to her lips. Crimson embers ate away at their ends as her lungs expanded.

“She smokes?” I asked, genuinely surprised.

“She does many things,” she replied mysteriously, and passed me one of the cigarettes. Her deep dark eyes gazed into mine, tempting me to stumble and fall in.

I drew on the cigarette and could think of nothing to say, so I tapped it gently over the edge of the arena’s high wall and let the smoke steep in my lungs. Flecks floated to the ground like early ashen snow.

“Thank you,” I said at last, and the words sounded strange.

“Thank me by taking care of yourself.” She tossed her cigarette to the rootop and ground it out with a sleek climbing shoe. “There’s a strong old drain pipe at the far corner that should get you to the ground. But I’d advise not moving until the cops clear out.” She swirled the cape and vaulted over the edge of the building.

I never heard her hit the ground, and when I leaned out I saw nothing but an empty, garbage strewn alleyway.

The Pixie’s Paramour: A tale from Murderville (Chapter 1)

Warning: the following content includes explicit violence which may be disturbing to some readers.

I’d never been in a real street fight – at least not since the seventh grade. At a certain point around age fourteen the consequences of combat changed. The idea of being seen by society as a violent criminal for the rest of my life terrified me much more than the concept of taking a beating, or being called a pussy. I channelled my energy into martial arts and combat sports and gradually the desire to engage in pointless bloodlust waned.

Ten years later the red mist returned to lick at the corners of my eyes. A gauntlet of unfortunate events filed my rough edges back into points. Weapons with only one purpose. And so I trudged the streets of Murderville, trying my best to disguise a limp.

The small city had a prettier name once. Before the Farmer’s Market dried up and the local businesses skipped town, leaving only the lowest cost franchises and warehouses amidst boarded up buildings. The population waned, but only slightly. A different breed of citizen occupied the haphazard assortment of smoky apartments and ramshackle houses. Those who slipped through the cracks in our capitalist society.

My refusal to vacate the barren town was one of the reasons she gave for not loving me anymore. I’d been worried when communication became more about buzzword text messages than the long conversations we used to share. But I’d given her the benefit of the doubt… and when at last we saw each other again she force-marched herself through a complete breakup without involving me. She wept in my arms and then dried her eyes and left. She knew me too well, and inflicted as much pain as she could in parting.

I couldn’t sleep or stick to my diet. In a daze of insomnia and spiked cortisol I threw myself into training. The increase in vigour matched with minimal focus brought me a badly sprained ankle that refused to heal right. I couldn’t lift, couldn’t run, couldn’t jump, couldn’t train. It took less than three weeks laid up in my one-bedroom for the red mist to boil up.

And then I blinked and found myself downtown, navigating the cracked cobblestone of old Market Square. The cold of the pavement seeped through my thin green crocs. There was a time when I never went walking without wearing sturdy shoes. In case I had to kick someone or run, or both. But kicking and running were out of the question with my wet noodle of a right ankle. I leaned against one of a long line of wooden supports holding up a walless roof that had once sheltered the vendors on market days.

A low riding sedan nosed to the curb, fresh white paint reflecting overcast afternoon skies. I realized with mild surprise it was the same Honda Civic I’d seen circling the block in the opposite direction. My slow, deliberate pace had looped me through to where the civic pulled up to park.

Three of four doors opened and six feet hit the street. Inane conversation cut off as three skinheads in baggy T-shirts and jeans slid out of the vehicle. The passengers looked to the driver, who was looking at me. He was taller and broader in all dimensions than his buddies – fatter, more muscular, and his skin and scalp was several shades paler. The kind of pseudo-tan prison inmates get during their daily hour of outdoor recreation.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

Stories about inmates freshly released from maximum-security facilities just down the freeway circulated in Murderville like the flu. Men with appetites for blood and pain, picked up from prison by fellow bangers and dropped in the one place they could slake their thirst without consequence. Murderville attracted its own breed of tourist.

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” The driver spat. He took a half step forward and hesitated, waiting for his buddies to fill in beside him. The question hung in the air. There was no good answer. Even if he wasn’t fresh from the joint and they weren’t gangbangers, I’d allowed my eyes to linger to long.

In prison and in Murderville, six seconds of eye contact constitutes aggression.

I smiled. Not the kind of cocky self-assured smile you see on TV before the hero opens a can of whupass. My face split in half, cheeks stretched to the point of tearing, teeth bared and eyes wide. Like an addict’s grin before the overdose kicks in. I got what I wanted, and it didn’t hurt yet.

“Nothing,” I said, fighting off maniacal laughter, “I’m looking at a fat sack of nothing.”

The leader’s eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. The goons glanced at each other behind his back, uncertain.

One intriguing principal of self defence states that three aggressors can be easier to deal with than two. A duo will instinctively separate so that any movement towards one exposes your back to the other. Adding a third man makes them impede each other often as not. A clever fighter can survive a three-on-one assault with careful angling and measured aggression. There are also elements of pack psychology to consider. Take out the Alpha Male and watch the Betas turn tail and run.

I ignored all of this.

The opportunity shone like sun through a breach in cloudcover. The three of them arranged in a tight triangle of flat-footed stupefaction. The leader’s jaw loose and lolling at my audacity. A dip of the shoulder and a strong uppercut could have severed his tongue, knocked out half his teeth and spilled him to the pavement between his fleeing friends. Adrenaline surged as I saw the opening and forced myself to wait. The images in my head were projections of my survival instinct – an instinct I wanted turned off.

I spat in the leader’s face and then charged the lackey to his left. I caught his windpipe in a tiger’s claw and snarled a handful of his sweat-stained collar. The white T-shirt stretched to unveil a spiderweb tattoo that reached the top of his shoulder as I propelled him across the square. My ankle screamed from the strain despite a surge of adrenaline. Green crocs slapped the ground in rapid staccato that cut through the slipshod backpedal of poorly tied skate shoes. The goon’s heels caught a crack and he pitched backward. I fell with him, adding my weight to our momentum. He opened his mouth to cry out in shock, but all I heard was the wet thud of bone yielding to pavement.

I rolled over the corpse with the caved in skull and hauled myself upright against a thick wooden support. I gulped air and fought the urge to vomit. It faded as the remaining two bangers raced toward me, one behind the other. The remaining beta’s focus split between me and his fallen friend, slowing his steps. The leader’s eyes never left me, and shone with a familiar fervour.

I laughed like a madman and leapt to meet him, injured ankle forgotten. His haymaker glanced off my forearm as I reached out and laced both hands behind his head in a tight Thai clinch. As my right foot hit the ground I staggered sideways, dragging the enraged inmate away from his remaining ally. He drove soft, scarred knuckles into my ribs repeatedly. The blows forced more manic laughter from my lungs.

“Not yet,” I gasped, struggling to spit out the words, “I’m saving you for last bitch.” I dropped my chin and drove my forehead into his nose, hearing cartilage crack and feeling hot blood moisten my hair. I swept the bastard’s leg and dumped him on his ass with a final forward surge.

Strong arms locked around my midriff from behind and dragged me away from the bleeder. The second lackey finally found his place. I let him bear most of my weight for a few paces, wriggling to make space and lace both my arms around one of his in a figure-four lock. I lifted my legs and arched into the hold, breaking the bastard’s grip. He tried to keep his feet as I forced the ensnared arm behind his back, and we fell as one body. He screamed as our combined weight wrenched his shoulder from its socket.

My knee came up to trap his good arm and I spun through ninety degrees to isolate it between my legs. I pressed the blade of his hand to my chest and bridged powerfully. His elbow inverted against the fulcrum of my hips. His second scream should have shattered my eardrums. I hauled the broken man upright by the ears and slammed him against a sturdy support.

His eyes and nose leaked fluid faster than his friend’s ruined skull. His left arm hung slack and useless. His right stuck out at a sickening angle. Eyes wide with fear dilated further as I gripped his throat.

“Wait,” he choked. His gaze flickered over my shoulder.

A shoe scraped the ground behind me and a heavy man exhaled.

Whatever remained of my survival instinct sprang up. I ducked and pivoted without thinking.

The weeping man’s head exploded as the tire iron from the Civic’s trunk struck him square in the mouth. The leader of the bangers had swung with both hands and all of his considerable strength. Blood and mucus washed the pavement and spatter-painted my face and shirt. Shattered teeth fell like hailstones. The iron left its mark on the wooden support in matted hair as the dead man crumpled to the ground.

The remaining banger barely missed a beat. He drew back from the kill as casually as a batter missing the first pitch and made a second, more measured cut at my leg.

The tire iron glanced off my shin just above the injured ankle, and the bloody ground met me before the pain could register. I made no effort to move as the inmate towered over me, weighing his weapon in both hands. I laughed until I choked and then twisted and spat and laughed some more. My saliva shone crimson as the sun’s rays came through a breach in the clouds. I must have bitten my lip at some point in the struggle. What a thing to notice with my final thoughts.

The leader of the dismantled trio was beyond words as he lifted the tire iron overhead. Spittle sprayed from the corners of his mouth and veins throbbed through the pale skin at his temples.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

He sucked air and lifted the heavy length of metal high. And then he wavered.

For an insane moment I wondered if he was waiting for the cops. Somewhere in Murderville sirens were screaming, and they drew closer with every second. And then he wavered again, and I heard the muted pat of a punch striking fatty tissue.

With a roar the big man turned and swung at the assailant behind him. Without bothering to look I rolled onto my stomach and crawled to the nearest post. My mind was a violent muddle of confusion, gore, and death. In that moment I couldn’t say whether I wanted to live or die… but I sure as hell wasn’t spending a single night in lockup. I hauled myself upright and limped across the street to lean on the wall of the dilapidated arena. The cool brick comforted my back as I turned to see who had saved me.

She moved like a gossamer winged butterfly on a summer breeze. Swift footwork propelled her around the roaring inmate in an elegant frame. She swayed in and out and side to side with a cobra’s rhythm and venom. Her tasselled purple mask fluttered as she ducked a lethal swing of the bloody tire iron and jabbed the offender’s solar plexus. Her fingerless pink four-ounce gloves did little to lessen the impact, for the big man reeled away. She pursued him like a sparrow chasing a raven, flitting past his sluggish attacks to sting with crisp combinations that would have turned Freddy Roach’s head.

And then she swung onto his back, the tire iron trapped between his throat and both of her elbows. The inmate dropped to his knees and then fell on his face, slapping uselessly at the little warrior. She held the choke long after his shakes subsided.

Grey clouds swallowed the sun as the Pixie stood up straight and dusted her hands. She planted tiny pink fists on her hips and looked about the square, prominent nose beneath her feathered mask drawing a triangle between the three dead men. She reached up to school a loose lock of short dark hair behind a slightly pointed ear and straightened the royal blue cloak about her shoulders. Then she strode toward me, unhurried despite the sirens sounding mere blocks away. Any cop in the city would have loved to bring her in, to be the one to unveil the face behind the mask that made the front page of the local paper on a daily basis.

Slender legs in purple tights swished to a stop in front of me. As I examined the Pixie’s modified pink climbing shoes I realized I had sunk to a seated position at some point. The cold of the city seeping through my clothing was a comforting embrace I longed to linger in. My ribs and lower leg throbbed distantly. A problem to deal with another time, perhaps never. The Pixie was not known for lenience with those who brought violence to her streets.

She shifted her weight from one leg to the other like a ballerina on demi-pointe, pink fists resting on slender hips. A meagre breeze fluttered the rainbow skirt about her waist. The wail o

Warning: the following content includes explicit violence which may be disturbing to some readers.

I’d never been in a real street fight – at least not since the seventh grade. At a certain point around age fourteen the consequences of combat changed. The idea of being seen by society as a violent criminal for the rest of my life terrified me much more than the concept of taking a beating, or being called a pussy. I channelled my energy into martial arts and combat sports and gradually the desire to engage in pointless bloodlust waned.

Ten years later the red mist returned to lick at the corners of my eyes. A gauntlet of unfortunate events filed my rough edges back into points. Weapons with only one purpose. And so I trudged the streets of Murderville, trying my best to disguise a limp.

The small city had a prettier name once. Before the Farmer’s Market dried up and the local businesses skipped town, leaving only the lowest cost franchises and warehouses amidst boarded up buildings. The population waned, but only slightly. A different breed of citizen occupied the haphazard assortment of smoky apartments and ramshackle houses. Those who slipped through the cracks in our capitalist society.

My refusal to vacate the barren town was one of the reasons she gave for not loving me anymore. I’d been worried when communication became more about buzzword text messages than the long conversations we used to share. But I’d given her the benefit of the doubt… and when at last we saw each other again she force-marched herself through a complete breakup without involving me. She wept in my arms and then dried her eyes and left. She knew me too well, and inflicted as much pain as she could in parting.

I couldn’t sleep or stick to my diet. In a daze of insomnia and spiked cortisol I threw myself into training. The increase in vigour matched with minimal focus brought me a badly sprained ankle that refused to heal right. I couldn’t lift, couldn’t run, couldn’t jump, couldn’t train. It took less than three weeks laid up in my one-bedroom for the red mist to boil up.

And then I blinked and found myself downtown, navigating the cracked cobblestone of old Market Square. The cold of the pavement seeped through my thin green crocs. There was a time when I never went walking without wearing sturdy shoes. In case I had to kick someone or run, or both. But kicking and running were out of the question with my wet noodle of a right ankle. I leaned against one of a long line of wooden supports holding up a walless roof that had once sheltered the vendors on market days.

A low riding sedan nosed to the curb, fresh white paint reflecting overcast afternoon skies. I realized with mild surprise it was the same Honda Civic I’d seen circling the block in the opposite direction. My slow, deliberate pace had looped me through to where the civic pulled up to park.

Three of four doors opened and six feet hit the street. Inane conversation cut off as three skinheads in baggy T-shirts and jeans slid out of the vehicle. The passengers looked to the driver, who was looking at me. He was taller and broader in all dimensions than his buddies – fatter, more muscular, and his skin and scalp was several shades paler. The kind of pseudo-tan prison inmates get during their daily hour of outdoor recreation.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

Stories about inmates freshly released from maximum-security facilities just down the freeway circulated in Murderville like the flu. Men with appetites for blood and pain, picked up from prison by fellow bangers and dropped in the one place they could slake their thirst without consequence. Murderville attracted its own breed of tourist.

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” The driver spat. He took a half step forward and hesitated, waiting for his buddies to fill in beside him. The question hung in the air. There was no good answer. Even if he wasn’t fresh from the joint and they weren’t gangbangers, I’d allowed my eyes to linger to long.

In prison and in Murderville, six seconds of eye contact constitutes aggression.

I smiled. Not the kind of cocky self-assured smile you see on TV before the hero opens a can of whupass. My face split in half, cheeks stretched to the point of tearing, teeth bared and eyes wide. Like an addict’s grin before the overdose kicks in. I got what I wanted, and it didn’t hurt yet.

“Nothing,” I said, fighting off maniacal laughter, “I’m looking at a fat sack of nothing.”

The leader’s eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. The goons glanced at each other behind his back, uncertain.

One intriguing principal of self defence states that three aggressors can be easier to deal with than two. A duo will instinctively separate so that any movement towards one exposes your back to the other. Adding a third man makes them impede each other often as not. A clever fighter can survive a three-on-one assault with careful angling and measured aggression. There are also elements of pack psychology to consider. Take out the Alpha Male and watch the Betas turn tail and run.

I ignored all of this.

The opportunity shone like sun through a breach in cloudcover. The three of them arranged in a tight triangle of flat-footed stupefaction. The leader’s jaw loose and lolling at my audacity. A dip of the shoulder and a strong uppercut could have severed his tongue, knocked out half his teeth and spilled him to the pavement between his fleeing friends. Adrenaline surged as I saw the opening and forced myself to wait. The images in my head were projections of my survival instinct – an instinct I wanted turned off.

I spat in the leader’s face and then charged the lackey to his left. I caught his windpipe in a tiger’s claw and snarled a handful of his sweat-stained collar. The white T-shirt stretched to unveil a spiderweb tattoo that reached the top of his shoulder as I propelled him across the square. My ankle screamed from the strain despite a surge of adrenaline. Green crocs slapped the ground in rapid staccato that cut through the slipshod backpedal of poorly tied skate shoes. The goon’s heels caught a crack and he pitched backward. I fell with him, adding my weight to our momentum. He opened his mouth to cry out in shock, but all I heard was the wet thud of bone yielding to pavement.

I rolled over the corpse with the caved in skull and hauled myself upright against a thick wooden support. I gulped air and fought the urge to vomit. It faded as the remaining two bangers raced toward me, one behind the other. The remaining beta’s focus split between me and his fallen friend, slowing his steps. The leader’s eyes never left me, and shone with a familiar fervour.

I laughed like a madman and leapt to meet him, injured ankle forgotten. His haymaker glanced off my forearm as I reached out and laced both hands behind his head in a tight Thai clinch. As my right foot hit the ground I staggered sideways, dragging the enraged inmate away from his remaining ally. He drove soft, scarred knuckles into my ribs repeatedly. The blows forced more manic laughter from my lungs.

“Not yet,” I gasped, struggling to spit out the words, “I’m saving you for last bitch.” I dropped my chin and drove my forehead into his nose, hearing cartilage crack and feeling hot blood moisten my hair. I swept the bastard’s leg and dumped him on his ass with a final forward surge.

Strong arms locked around my midriff from behind and dragged me away from the bleeder. The second lackey finally found his place. I let him bear most of my weight for a few paces, wriggling to make space and lace both my arms around one of his in a figure-four lock. I lifted my legs and arched into the hold, breaking the bastard’s grip. He tried to keep his feet as I forced the ensnared arm behind his back, and we fell as one body. He screamed as our combined weight wrenched his shoulder from its socket.

My knee came up to trap his good arm and I spun through ninety degrees to isolate it between my legs. I pressed the blade of his hand to my chest and bridged powerfully. His elbow inverted against the fulcrum of my hips. His second scream should have shattered my eardrums. I hauled the broken man upright by the ears and slammed him against a sturdy support.

His eyes and nose leaked fluid faster than his friend’s ruined skull. His left arm hung slack and useless. His right stuck out at a sickening angle. Eyes wide with fear dilated further as I gripped his throat.

“Wait,” he choked. His gaze flickered over my shoulder.

A shoe scraped the ground behind me and a heavy man exhaled.

Whatever remained of my survival instinct sprang up. I ducked and pivoted without thinking.

The weeping man’s head exploded as the tire iron from the Civic’s trunk struck him square in the mouth. The leader of the bangers had swung with both hands and all of his considerable strength. Blood and mucus washed the pavement and spatter-painted my face and shirt. Shattered teeth fell like hailstones. The iron left its mark on the wooden support in matted hair as the dead man crumpled to the ground.

The remaining banger barely missed a beat. He drew back from the kill as casually as a batter missing the first pitch and made a second, more measured cut at my leg.

The tire iron glanced off my shin just above the injured ankle, and the bloody ground met me before the pain could register. I made no effort to move as the inmate towered over me, weighing his weapon in both hands. I laughed until I choked and then twisted and spat and laughed some more. My saliva shone crimson as the sun’s rays came through a breach in the clouds. I must have bitten my lip at some point in the struggle. What a thing to notice with my final thoughts.

The leader of the dismantled trio was beyond words as he lifted the tire iron overhead. Spittle sprayed from the corners of his mouth and veins throbbed through the pale skin at his temples.

A thick marbled steak, fresh from the meatlocker.

He sucked air and lifted the heavy length of metal high. And then he wavered.

For an insane moment I wondered if he was waiting for the cops. Somewhere in Murderville sirens were screaming, and they drew closer with every second. And then he wavered again, and I heard the muted pat of a punch striking fatty tissue.

With a roar the big man turned and swung at the assailant behind him. Without bothering to look I rolled onto my stomach and crawled to the nearest post. My mind was a violent muddle of confusion, gore, and death. In that moment I couldn’t say whether I wanted to live or die… but I sure as hell wasn’t spending a single night in lockup. I hauled myself upright and limped across the street to lean on the wall of the dilapidated arena. The cool brick comforted my back as I turned to see who had saved me.

She moved like a gossamer winged butterfly on a summer breeze. Swift footwork propelled her around the roaring inmate in an elegant frame. She swayed in and out and side to side with a cobra’s rhythm and venom. Her tasselled purple mask fluttered as she ducked a lethal swing of the bloody tire iron and jabbed the offender’s solar plexus. Her fingerless pink four-ounce gloves did little to lessen the impact, for the big man reeled away. She pursued him like a sparrow chasing a raven, flitting past his sluggish attacks to sting with crisp combinations that would have turned Freddy Roach’s head.

And then she swung onto his back, the tire iron trapped between his throat and both of her elbows. The inmate dropped to his knees and then fell on his face, slapping uselessly at the little warrior. She held the choke long after his shakes subsided.

Grey clouds swallowed the sun as the Pixie stood up straight and dusted her hands. She planted tiny pink fists on her hips and looked about the square, prominent nose beneath her feathered mask drawing a triangle between the three dead men. She reached up to school a loose lock of short dark hair behind a slightly pointed ear and straightened the royal blue cloak about her shoulders. Then she strode toward me, unhurried despite the sirens sounding mere blocks away. Any cop in the city would have loved to bring her in, to be the one to unveil the face behind the mask that made the front page of the local paper on a daily basis.

Slender legs in purple tights swished to a stop in front of me. As I examined the Pixie’s modified pink climbing shoes I realized I had sunk to a seated position at some point. The cold of the city seeping through my clothing was a comforting embrace I longed to linger in. My ribs and lower leg throbbed distantly. A problem to deal with another time, perhaps never. The Pixie was not known for lenience with those who brought violence to her streets.

She shifted her weight from one leg to the other like a ballerina on demi-pointe, pink fists resting on slender hips. A meagre breeze fluttered the rainbow skirt about her waist. The wail of sirens increased exponentially – the closest copper had rounded the corner. A strange half-smile quirked the Pixie’s painted lips, and she extended an open hand to me, palm toward the sky.

“This is certainly unusual,” she quipped, casual as a store clerk observing an over-stocked shelf, “you can explain it to me, or to the police. Two seconds to decide love.”

The leather of her glove was smooth and slick, the skin of her fingertips warm and callused. She pulled me to my feet and led me down a dark alley between the arena and the boarded-up pizza place next door.

Flashing lights of blue and red filled the old market square.

f sirens increased exponentially – the closest copper had rounded the corner. A strange half-smile quirked the Pixie’s painted lips, and she extended an open hand to me, palm toward the sky.

“This is certainly unusual,” she quipped, casual as a store clerk observing an over-stocked shelf, “you can explain it to me, or to the police. Two seconds to decide love.”

The leather of her glove was smooth and slick, the skin of her fingertips warm and callused. She pulled me to my feet and led me down a dark alley between the arena and the boarded-up pizza place next door.

Flashing lights of blue and red filled the old market square.

The Human Engine that Could

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The gym was busy enough tonight that I had to park at a dollar store next door, and Jay actually had to think before designing the circuit. We usually have three groups; one for the newer athletes, one for the advanced athletes, and one for the big guys who can lift more weight, but have more trouble with the box jumps and such. This time, Jay put me on the advanced circuit.

I felt honored, and intimidated, and proud, and like I might pass out. The last time I did the advanced circuit was my first night back at Loyalist MMA, a whole month ago. It’s a sizable step up… we lift heavier, run faster, and jump higher.

We did five 4-minute rounds at 30 seconds on, 10 seconds off, with 1 minute rests between rounds. I started on burpies and progressed to squat thrusters, pullups on the high bar, 30-inch box jumps, and finally the steeply inclined treadmill. Unlike last month I moved through the first four rounds without completely gassing. The treadmill still killed me, but then again that’s what it’s meant to do… especially when you get it for the last round.

Afterwards I had some water and small sip of my recovery smoothie, and then wrapped up. As usual we started with several rounds of shadow-boxing and bagwork while Jay showed some newer guys their stance and footwork. I hit the speed bag for awhile, practicing getting my jab fluid and regular and bringing the right cross through as often as I could.

When we moved to mittwork I ended up paired with the same guy as last week. I’m getting comfortable with correcting other people’s errors when they’re glaring enough. You need to stay in sideways boxing stance, avoid the temptation to square up. Bend your knees more, so when you go to slip you don’t bend from the waist and duck forward. Above all, stay on the balls of the feet and keep the hands up.

We worked counter-punching combinations most of the night, and finished with a hellish punchout. Double jabs for a round, then punches in bunches, then triple jabs (high-low-high) and then endless hooks. Down on the ground for crunches, super crunches, leg raises, and situps.

I asked Jay to show me the finer points of slipping and weaving punches, and he was very happy to do so. While the other guys started getting packed up I worked on pivoting properly to flow into the counter hook. Having done a lot of karate, kung fu, and free-form sparring in my life some of the footwork is very counter-intuitive for me, but a few minutes with the master set me straight. Jay also showed me how to work the pivoting motion into shadowboxing, so I can work this on my own.

Aaaand my abs hurt. I have pretty good core strength, but now that the rest of my body has caught up to my core, I’m starting to feel it there. The treadmill is at least partially to blame. Ah well… ’tis the price of moving forward, ever onward and upward.

Almost finished my smoothie, and when that’s done I’ll be making something else… planning to try chocolate-avocado pudding tonight. If it works amazing, I might just post my recipe.

Thanks for reading! Be well and stay safe, and share this blog with a friend if you like what you’re reading. Ciao!

 

Death by Cardio

Friday night at Loyalist MMA one of the senior fighters runs class. I showed up early and put in some quality time with the skipping rope and speed bag. I had two days off in a row due to some real life complications, and my feet almost forgot how to skip. Good thing I put in the extra practice. I even had time to stretch out before the workout began.

Two minute rounds with one minute rest. Mountain climbers, squat thrusters, pullups, situps. Steep incline treadmill, squat thrusters, pullups, situps. Sprint treadmill, squat thrusters, pullups, situps. Perish.
The thrusters and pullups left my arms and shoulders aching, but without having box jumps in the circuit my legs felt good. We grabbed focus mitts, body armor, and boxing gloves and set to work on fast-paced combinations. Two minutes on, one minute off.

If that sounds easy, I invite you to try punching something repeatedly for two minutes without stopping.

We worked basic boxing combos with sprawls in between. Nothing complex, nothing new… just lots and lots of work. My partner was a nice guy but had an unfortunate attitude – rather than working his speed and technique in the spirit of the drill, he went slow and easy through everything – except – when throwing hooks to the body. He’d paw at the mitts with little pitter-patter jabs and then pause, take a deep breath, bury his head and slam into the belly pad with all of his force, and then sprawl in a way that was more resting than working. I could feel the power shots through the shield, but they didn’t bother me much – I used to do drills like this without the armor. Really he’s only cheating himself. If you try to load up a hook like that in a fight, your opponent will either jab a hole in your face or circle ’till you’re swinging at air.

I showed my training buddy how to sprawl a bit better – he needed to keep his torso off the ground. Because of the way sprawls look in MMA fights, people tend to think that the idea is to flatten and slam your entire body into the ground. I made this mistake myself, years ago. The correct method is to just sprawl the legs back, focusing on touching the ground with the hips and springing right back up. Ideally the torso should remain perpendicular to the ground, as if your legs simply disapear and reappear. He was also having the same problem I initially had when slipping, but I told him what Jay told me – to pivot on the back foot like throwing a cross – and he improved immediately. I learned later on that this guy is planning on getting his first boxing match as soon as he can… personally, I want to be much more prepared when I enter the ring.

We finished the workout with a punchout on the heavy bag. No combos, no technique, just throwing as fast and as hard as you can like your life depends on it. Everyone finished strong and there was a different attitude than normal – much more glove-tapping and congratulations. Maybe everyone was just happier because it’s the weekend.

I stretched out and hit the road just in time to pick up a burger from my favourite restaurant before it closed. I hadn’t been to Burger Revolution in months, and much to my surprise, the beautiful pixie who I’ve enjoyed flirting with in the past took my order. Such a coincidence… I hadn’t visited the place in months, and it just so happened my first time back was her first night back on the job after experimenting with alternative employment. You know the feeling when everything about someone seems utterly appealing, when you can’t help but get lost in their eyes even though it’s probably innapropriate in the setting…

Ah well. That’s a story for a different post, in a different category. Maybe I’ll write it, maybe I won’t. For now… I’m tired, and about to eat a delicious burger.